James Bond is handsome. Nah, lets make him look like a washed up surfer.

James Bond is sophisticated. Nah, lets make him goofy.

James Bond is well-spoken. Nah, lets make him sound like Rocky with an accent.

James Bond is heterosexual.

Craig wants gay Bond scene

*Sob*

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Spammers deserve to be castrated. :P

To whoever is uploading old versions of my mods to FileFront without my permission...

CUT IT OUT ALREADY. >:(

FileFront staff are already annoyed with you (and me, for annoying them because of you).

We have no idea what the gender is yet - at this point, the baby still doesn't have developed genitals yet.

(Poor kid. :P)

...Has anyone found the secret page on my website with the hints for EW Part 3 yet?

...If they have, they'd better read it again fast - because there's a bit of a 'contest' with regards to it now. Very Happy

...If not - you'd better start looking. The first one to follow the instructions found on it will get... a shrubbery!

(Just kidding - but I will snail-mail them a small prize.)



*(Note - all EW3 Beta Testers listed in the EW3 Readme are disqualified! Sorry!)

**(One more thing - Please don't post the URL on here! I want it to be a reward for those who find it, even if they're not the first and get the prize. Thanks for your support!)

Some people (mostly relatives) have mentioned that they don't get my new site, don't know what a Darwinian is, and wonder why I don't just talk about my family, complain about the weather and my job, or post pictures of my cat.

The thing is, I got bored with my old site - it became a chore to update, rather than the fun thing it was when I first set it up, and frankly, I'm really too much of a boring introvert to even have a web site anyways. So I don't talk about personal stuff much here. I set up this new URL basically as just a place to dump stuff so other people can download it, but I can't see how it wouldn't hurt to add some news for the non-gamers that stumble upon the site (all 3 of them).

Me and the missus are expecting a second bambino some time in the spring. Hormones are high, and mood swings are frequent - much more so than the first time around - which leads us to believe that we'll be graced with the presence of a little X-only chromosome carrier this time around. Cupboards are stocked with both sugar and spice, and the 'Everything Nice(TM)' catalogue should be on its way to us in the mail as we speak.

I'm currently working a highly boring, yet paycheque-providing job with a total commute time of twenty seconds (both there, there and back) - night watch for my apartment complex. My allowance just wasn't cutting it, and both a wee bairn and a Wii bairn are expected in the coming months ahead (there I go with 'teh gamer talk of DOOM' again!).

Um... The boy's hair is blue (his idea), and he really digs 'Cars'. Disney can chalk up another child in their evil clutches...

The missus now works for a very large US-owned company (not Wal-Mart, but one of the other top 5 I believe), as her Canadian-owned company recently sold out... er, I mean, was sold, and her chances of going to Cuba on a work trip have been severely curtailed because of it. But she might get to go Arkansas soon. Soo-ey!

*head scratch*

...Not sure if I can think of anything else of interest to mention. Not sure if I need to, both readers that haven't clicked off to a new site have probably developed instant narcolepsy reading my bland pap. Anyways, in the interest of having relatives not call my house so often (they're already totally great about only visiting every few years or so, just need to work on getting them not to show up when they need money), I'll endeavour to put up more stuff of interest.

Man, you guys have no idea how much better I feel now that this is finally out there, and not hanging over my head anymore. This mod had moved right up near the top of my 'Things to do before I die' list, right above 'Get my skydiving licence', and just under 'Buy a winter home in the Turks and Caicos'.

It's version 0.99, which basically means I'm sure I've worked out all the major kinks, but I may have overlooked one or two minor ones. If you see anything, let me know.

FYI, I just finished the last level about twenty minutes ago. All I really have left to do is some kind of ending cutscene, and v1.0 should be ready to go. I should have that and a few beta runthroughs done, hopefully, by July 1st (Canada Day!).

There's a few shapes I'm not happy with (I am by no means a professional 3D modeller, not even an amateur modeller!), and if I get the ending done fast enough, I may try to replace them. If not, they might get replaced if the mod ever needs an update (LOL - 'If', he says).